Random Musings

Watching one car tailgate another is like watching my dog follow me around when I’ve got a treat in my pocket.

In person conversations have been reduced to parking garages and check out lines.

Some ceiling lamps DEFINITELY look like nipples.

Running up hill is hard when you can’t see the top of the hill yet.

A venti coffee is too much coffee because caffeine makes me pee.

Everything is rational when rationalized.

State license plate slogan makers need to try harder.

Sometimes puppies pee the carpet.

And ruin new pdas.

And hump your pillows.

Or leg.

Biology is compartmentalized but thinking, thought and reason are on a spectrum. Question- How can I know anything about biology?

The ratio of people who do their job well to those who don’t is not enough to too many.

It sucks when you are falling asleep watching tv and the dog has hidden the remote.

Relationships are for kissing, not yelling.

Food is important.

So is sarcasm.

Glitter does not brush off- it is the herpes of craft supplies.

The weird ones are the normal ones.

Oil paint takes a long time to dry.

Qualify almost everything you say.

Pigeons are rats of the sky.

You probably owe me money. You should really get that to me.

What does paper documentation prove?

Big trees are beautiful.

Blame it on entropy.

Lock your doors at night only if you expect someone will try and break in.

Science is scattered and information is sloppy.

Some people are just rude.

Holding it is bad for you.

Girls belong in a maul.

Everything needs a soundtrack.

The clock moves most slowly while you’re watching it.